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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Golden Raspberry Awards

Since everyone is commenting on the Oscar nominations, I thought I'd do a little twist, the Razzies :)


WORST PICTURE
- ALEXANDER (Warner Bros.)
- CATWOMAN (Warner Bros.)
- SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2 (Triumph Films)
- SURVIVING CHRISTMAS (DreamWorks)
- WHITE CHICKS (Columbia/Revolution)

I haven't seen either, but just the trailer for "White chicks" made me want to scratch my eyes out!

WORST ACTOR
- Ben Affleck / JERSEY GIRL and SURVIVING CHRISTMAS
- George W. Bush / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
- Vin Diesel / CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK
- Colin Farrell / ALEXANDER
- Ben Stiller / ALONG CAME POLLY, ANCHORMAN, DODGEBALL,
- ENVY and STARSKY & HUTCH

Oooh. I'm with Dubya here. I wonder, if he won, would he pick up his prize?

WORST ACTRESS
- Halle Berry / CATWOMAN
- Hilary Duff / CINDERELLA STORY and RAISE YOUR VOICE
- Angelina Jolie / ALEXANDER and TAKING LIVES
- Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / NEW YORK MINUTE
- Shawn & Marlon (The Wayans Sisters) / WHITE CHICKS

Again, that awful-looking "White Chicks" movie... Eeeek!

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
- Ben Affleck & EITHER Jennifer Lopez OR Liv Tyler / JERSEY GIRL
- Halle Berry & EITHER Benjamin Bratt OR Sharon Stone / CATWOMAN
- George W. Bush & EITHER Condoleeza Rice OR His Pet Goat / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
- Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / NEW YORK MINUTE
- The Wayans Brothers (In or Out of Drag) WHITE CHICKS

Dubya and his pet goat! Goooo! hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
- Carmen Electra / STARKSY & HUTCH
- Jennifer Lopez / JERSEY GIRL
- Condoleeza Rice / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
- Britney Spears / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
- Sharon Stone / CATWOMAN

Britney smacking her gum... Yah, real talent there. Not to mention, could Michael Moore have possibly made her look worse? Very funny :D

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
- Val Kilmer / ALEXANDER
- Ah-Nuld Schwarzenegger / AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAZE
- Donald Rumsfeld / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
- Jon Voight / SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2
- Lambert Wilson / CATWOMAN

WORST DIRECTOR
- Bob Clark / SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2
- Renny Harlin and/or Paul Schrader / EXORCIST 4: THE BEGINNING
- “Pitof” / CATWOMAN
- Oliver Stone / ALEXANDER
- Keenan Ivory Wayans / WHITE CHICKS

WORST REMAKE OR SEQUEL
- ALIEN v PREDATOR (20th Century-Fox)
- ANACONDAS: HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID (Screen Gems)
- AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAZE (Disney)
- EXORCIST 4: THE BEGINNING (Warner Bros.)
- SCOOBY DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED (Warner Bros.)

WORST SCREENPLAY
- ALEXANDER, Written by Oliver Stone, Christopher Kyle and Laeta Kalogridis
- CATWOMAN, Written by Theresa Rebeck and John Brancato & Michael Ferris and John Rogers
- SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2, Written by Steven Paul and Gregory Poppen
- SURVIVING CHRISTMAS, Written by Deborah Kaplan & Harry Elfont and Jeffrey Ventimilia & Joshua Sternin
- WHITE CHICKS, Written by Keenan & Shawn & Marlon Wayans and Andy McElfresh, Michael Anthony Snowden and Xavier Cook

posted by Kjersti at 9:55 PM   

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