Funny book. R-rated.

Warning, some foul language, like that would stop you :P
The Sex Book. I got it on sale (Mammoth again) today, and am so amused. There's no photos or anything, just a few corny illustrations, but it's informative with tons of text and... besides the obvious stuff, it's filled with extremely funny quotes. I had no idea there were so many people that liked... weird stuff! Like this (I've translated these back into english from norwegian):

I've bought used shoes that I've had a lot of fun with. Since I don't have to return them, I fill them up with vaseline. Shaving foam is also fun. You just fill the shoe and dip you cock into it. Shoef*cker, 32
"A shoe fetishist may in the beginning be satisfied with looking at a stiletto heel shoe to be aroused, but after a while he will have the need to look, touch, smell and lick shoes and masturbate into them."

And, apparently there's money to be made on selling your dirty underwear. The dirtier, the higher the price. If it wasn't for the fact that I find this practice really gross, it would be easy money. Sure, maybe not so pleasant to leave the panties on for an extra day, but if the price doubled?
No, seriously, what's up with people? About the panties, apparently there's even vendor machines for those in Japan. Dirty panties vendor machines. Nice, huh?

But book is absolutely amusing.
Oooh another book I bought, Three Black Skirts is really fun too. It tells about everything a woman needs to know today, without being annoying like a lot of those books can be. It's actually really cute :)