Animal list.

Here's a list of animals I would love to have:
1. A herd of guinea pigs. Yes, more than what I already have.
2. Two cats. One ragdoll and one siamese. Miaow!
3. A pug
4. A great dane
5. A Scottish Highland cow. Preferably a miniature one, like miniature horses. Not that I've ever seen that though...
6. A talking parrot
7. A tan piglet that always stayed a piglet
8. A panda
9. Two giraffes
10. And last, but not least, a donkey.

Yes, I know it's not very realistic. First off, some of the animals don't even exist in the size I want them. Second, some of them aren't exactly pet material. And third, it would require a lot of work, which I'm of course not willing to put into it. Not that much work anyway. I have enough work with my piggies. And they crave more than enough food themselves, I can't imagine how feeding that crowd would be. Anyone know the kilo price on bamboo sprouts?