Evil swan!

We don't have a garden, so if we want to barbeque, we have to do a picnic barbeque. This is usually fun and lovely. Except when Mother Nature's more evil creatures decide to pick a fight with us!
We had just gotten the food on the barbeque and were admiring the scenery as a swan started swimming in our direction. I, kidding, tell my Love "Look out, he's coming to get us!". Little did I know that was exactly its evil plan! It swam up to the beach we were sitting on and looked really menacing. And looked like it would jump on shore and come and get us. We waited a few minutes, but it was still there, sending us deadly glares. So, we made ourselves look bigger by stretching out our arms and jumping. No luck. The ruddy beast just started hissing at us!
It was evil, I tell you! Pure evil! Anyway, it finally swam away when we started stomping and yelling. But evil creature, no doubt about that! We named it George.

I've been getting more, weird hits today BTW. How come I suddenly get all these wacky search engine hits? "during vacation horny brother and sister share a bed naked" ? I can assure you there's nothing remotely like that here! Yikes!