The things they say... #2

I was trying out a new recipe for dinner today, and before I left for school this morning, Love wanted to remind me of getting the ingredients I needed.

He told me to remember to buy an aborigin.

Well, first off I'm not so sure they have those at my local super market. Second, I don't think an aborigin would want to be chopped up and added to my food.
Third, I'm not a cannibal.

What Love meant to say was of course aubergine.
Except what I really needed was a squash.
Oh well, you say potato, I say...

(And no, I don't feel guilty about making you a laughing stock again, sweetie.)