Eeeek! Snow!

Sorry Karla, my evil doings couldn't keep it away any longer. The wet, slimy, dirty stuff came down today. Someone up there is mocking me, I swear!
Snow... Arrgh! And not even proper snow that can sort of be nice when it first rears its ugly head, but sleet. Sleeeeeeet. Ick! I was soaked AND half frozen when I got to school today. Oh, the joy.
It's all melted now, but the memory remains. Brrrr...
But tomorrow we're heading north (more specific, Oslo) where I've heard some rumour about the locals being surprised by the white stuff.
News flash people! This is NORWAY. And almost November. AND below zero. Add those up? A huge chance it'll be snowing. But every year people are simply dumbstruck and go "Huh? Snow? Now? But... huh?" And of course they've forgotten to change tyres, so when they get out to go to work and see three inches of white fluff, they're all... "Fuuuuck. I'm staying home, the streets are dangerous!"
It's a bit unneccessary to say this, but not to be a knowitall (hey, I've already ranted like I am one, so... errr... I like contradicting myself, ok?), but winter tyres are kinda... mandatory now.
Yes. Hyacinth got hers back on last Saturday. I could smell that white ick, that's why! No, really, I had some customers at work coming from Oslo, and they said it was snowing there, so I figured it was about time.
Brrr... I am so not wanting to see snow yet. No matter how much Love claimed it got him in that "christmas mood". No. Don't wanna! You can't make me!
Unfortunately, winter can make me. I had to pull out my winter coat today.
Bummer...