Arrrgh! I'm going blind!

I take no responsibility for any harm caused to you by this. With that said, do see it and laugh your ass off. Maybe if it gets too bad, I'll call the collect-and-reASSemble ass rescue team for you.
(And yes, I realise that those words will get me more of those perv hits)

Cue words: David Hasselhof, salmon, the worst green screen I've ever seen and a caveman. Got you hooked now, didn't I?