BAH!

The AC adapter (or whatever it's called) for my brand new laptop has somehow passed on to the eternal. Laptop out of power, basically fucking useless.
Targa customer service? Scallywaggin' pirate scoundrels, they want to pick up the entire unit and keep it for ten days. Because I'm obviously too stupid to know that when the little green lamp doesn't ligh up, the adapter doesn't work. And bastards wanted me to take back ups of my stuff. Well, how then? Do you have a hampster I can borrow to power the laptop while I do so, mr. doodoohead? No? I'll just remove the hard disk then. Is it this entrance? Oh, thank you. *screwing out 8 screws* OH, you meant the OTHER entrance? Not the service one, but the other? Gee, thanks for telling me.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! That's what you get for not choosing Dell, people. I miss the Dell tech support... At least they didn't talk to me like I was an idiot. ARRRRRRRGGH!

BTW, I got this in Germany. An Alessi toilet freshner. The irony strikes me... I'm pissing on Alessi. Even though they have some cool stuff.