Logic malfunction

I am caffeine sensitive. I know I shouldn't have coffee after 4 p.m.


So why the heck did I gulp down a Gingered Battery at 6 p.m yesterday? I mean, talk of asking for it! It wasn't even accidental, I was clearly thinking "boy, am I going to regret this later!" Regret, I did, at 2 a.m. when I still couldn't sleep.
I'm not always very bright, unfortunately. I like to think I am, but the truth is that sometimes I have a logic malfunction and do stupid stuff.

On a completely different note, I need you to keep your fingers crossed for me Friday the 10th of August. I probably shouldn't say anything yet, just writing this might jinx it, but I need your good vibes.
I also considered becoming religious, but I fear it would be easily exposed as a hoax.
In the meanwhile I can ponder how I want to display myself. I need to find the perfect balance between creatively loony and soberly able. Eeek!